She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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