I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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