Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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