guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Do plants get herpes?
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