try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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