is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The power of my boobs compel you
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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