no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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