In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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