Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
