Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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