she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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