You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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