I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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