Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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