ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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