I wish I only lived at night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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