we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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