After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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