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I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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