id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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