And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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