She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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