erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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