I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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