We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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