I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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