it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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