I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
