just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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