dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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