Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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