In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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