weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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