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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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