But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
