they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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