we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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