I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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