So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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