cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have fence marks all over my body
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
its liver damage thursday
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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