Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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