Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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