Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am spending my child support on dildos
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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