Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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