If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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