just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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