You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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