im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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