i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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