do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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