Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
4 words: hood of his car
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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