i barfeds in our rink
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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