The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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