i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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