Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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