Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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