shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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